Funny Poems

There are only 2 options left

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left
ICU
Or
U C Me.

Drinking coffee from a mug held with gloved hands
Having a get together with the heater on
Having chats on the roof wearing cozy sweaters and mufflers
Enjoying Rain in a parked car
Strolling on a calm road at night with a cup of tea in hand
Drawing shapes on fogged window panes
Taking a walk in the park with dense fog
Have a blessed coming-winter.. .!

Life While DOing MBBS

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i'm in Medical college
2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me
3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi
4th yr: aah soon it'll b over
5th yr: finaly it'll b over

House job: i did it
Job : i love myself

W8 a min !
Something is missing
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Ohhh !!! Meri "jawani":(

Funny poem

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor

when they begin forgetting little things.

Their doctor tells them that many people

find it useful to write themselves little notes.

When they get home, the wife says,

"Dear, will you please go to the kitchen

and get me a dish of ice cream?

And maybe write that down so you won't forget?"

"Nonsense," says the husband,

"I can remember a dish of ice cream."

"Well," says the wife, "I'd also like some

strawberries and whipped cream on it."

"My memory's not all that bad,

" says the husband. "No problem -- a dish of ice cream

with strawberries and whipped cream.

I don't need to write it down."

He goes into the kitchen;

his wife hears pots and pans banging around.

The husband finally emerges from the kitchen

and presents his wife with a plate of bacon and eggs.

She looks at the plate and asks,

"Hey, where's the toast I asked for?"

Teacher: what is meant by
"I MISS YOU"
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
"Mein tumhari miss hon!"

Sardar Jee

Sardar: I havnt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y didnt u exchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Funny Pictures

Funny Poetry

Cool Sms

Doctor's Prescription
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
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An apple keeps the doctor away
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if doctor is cute, forget the fruit.
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You are Genius
u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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May God increase ur Happiness.
May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.
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Fresh Flowers for u
I m going to give fresh flowers 4 u and 4 ur loving thoughts and prayers to make u lighter and brighter.
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It only takes a minute
It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
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Remember me and bare in mind
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
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Difference between pleasure and torture
What is the diff between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of u & torture is thinking of u 2 much.
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If you see some one without a smile,
If you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
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9 lessons in life:
9 lessons in life:
Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
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If i were to describe true love than 
If i were to describe true love than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm hug and they both melted in each others arms...
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sum ppl say happiness is lyf
sum ppl say happiness is lyf. others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just having da opportunity 2know u!!
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I have a new kodak camera
I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready 
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!
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to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon
to see light,look at sun..to see love look at moon..to see beauty,look at nature..to see hope,look at future..but,to see all of this,look at the mirror....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored,
Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.
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Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me
Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
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It feels nice when some1 misses u
It feels nice when some1 misses u, feels good when some1 loves u. feels better when some1's with u. But it feels the best when some1 never 4gets u.
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SMILE: 
SMILE: 
S: Sets u free, 
M: Makes u special, 
I: Increases ur face value, 
L: Lifts up ur spirits, 
E: Erases all ur tensions, 
So, please keep smiling. 
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
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When we sigh about our problems,
When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life!
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Our friendship has become our HABIT 
Our friendship has become our HABIT even if U take out H-ABIT remains.Take out A ,still BIT remains ,Finally take out B,still IT remains.... 
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You know your 1 smile can cause 100 people die
Do you know your 1 smile can make 100 peoples die, so u can decrease this over population, so baby, please keep on smiling.
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It is scientifically proved
It is scientifically proved that suger can dissolve in water,so please dont go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.
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I think U r very careless!!
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face.... 
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Only the open heart receives 
Only the open heart receives 
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!
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New Funny Collection

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
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A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."
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A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don't stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!
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Her Job & My Job Her Job is to Bitch! Mine is to give her a Reason!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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مکاں اور مکيں

اتني بڑي ان دنيائوں ميں

اپنے نام کي تختي والي ايک عمارت

کتنے دکھوں کي اينٹيں چن کر گھر بنيتي ہے

پتھر پتھر جوڑ کر ديکھو

ميں نے بھي اک گھر ہے بنايا

رنگوں، پھولوں، تصويروں سے احساس کو سجايا

دروازے کي لوح پہ اپنا نام لکھايا

ليکن اس کے ہر کمرے ميں تم رہتے ہو۔۔

ہم سفر

تمھارا نام کچھ ايسے مرے ہونٹوں پہ کھلتا ہے
اندھيري رات ميں جيسے
اچانک چاند بادلوں کے کسي کونے سے باہر جھانکتا ہے
اور سارے منظروں ميں روشني سي پھيل جاتي ہے
کلي جيسے لرزتي اوس کے قطرے پہن کر مسکراتي ہے
بدلتي رت کسي مانوس سي آہٹ کي ڈالي لے کے چلتي ہے
تو خوشبو کے دھاگے سے مرا ہر چاک صلتا ہے
تمہارے نام کا تارا مري سانسوں ميں کھلتا ہے

تمہيں کسي الجھن ہوني گمنام سي چنتا کے جادو ميں
کس سوچے ہوئے بے نام سے لمحے کي خوشبو ميں
کسي موسم کے دامن ميںکسي خواہش کے پہلو ميں
تو اس خوش رنگ منظر ميں تمہاري ياد کا رستہ
نجانے کس طرف سے پھوٹتا ہے
اور پھر ايسے مري ہر راہ کے ہم راہ چلتا ہے
کہ آنکھوں ميں ستاروں کي گزرگاہ ہيں سي بنتي ہيں
دھنک کي کہکشائيں سي
تمہارے نام کے ان خوشنما حرفوں ميں ڈھلتي ہيں
 کہ جن کے لمس سے ہونٹوں پہ جگنو رقص کرتے ہيں
تمہارے خواب کا رشتہ مري نيندوں سے ملتا ہے
تو دل آباد ہوتا ہے
مرا ہر اک چاک سلتا ہے
تمہارے نام کا تارا مري راتوں ميں کھلتا ہے